Hormone Therapy.
Following the tear-away success and positive media storm surrounding the the recent transformation of reality TV star Bruce Jenner into Caitlyn Jenner, North Korea's New Agency reports that Kim Jung Un has purportedly engaged in a course of hormone replacements treatments to enable him to achieve the life long dream of becoming a telly-tubby.
Kim Jong Un undergoing treatment.
Telly Tubby.
Now know as "SnufflePug" to the inner-sanctum of sycophants, relatives, and military personal surrounding him, the North Korean dictator tells journalists that he "Finally feels free". Emboldened by a touch-screen tablet implanted between his breasts, he recently stated "Having seen the positive PR generated throughout Western media sources, the Great Satan has for once provided a delightfully creative role model in both cross-border and cross-dressing relationships". Stroking his finger nonchalantly across his tablet he chortled, "Oh yes, I've got my finger on the button of current affairs. AND potential nuclear war".
"Come join us, Kimmy!" Teletubbies yesterday enticing North Korea's leader.
David Cameron.
Recent assertions that Prime Minister, David Cameron has elected for a course of similar hormone replacement tablets enabling a conversion from semi-plausible lizard based anthropoid into a muppet, whilst entirely plausible are as yet unconfirmed.
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