What a peculiar feeling rose-tinted hindsight is, isn't it? Had we not acquired these windscreen wipers, which we now know don't fit our tastefully gaffer-taped 1998 Fiesta, then we'd never have them to pass on to you, oh glorious readers of BS4 Connect. But our disappointment is your delight, so come on down and collect, collect, collect!
Forget go-faster stripes, bucket seats, fluffy dice obscuring your peripheral vision, whale-tail spoilers, and spluttering-revs, this is the perfect accessory for all fashion-concious vehicular personages (with a pre 1998 Fiesta who need replacement wipers).
Originally costing a startling "several pounds each", I'm asking for…. wait for it…. No pounds for them! That's right, ladies and gentlemen, a magnificent zero pounds! They're yours if you want them*. And don't think there's a catch, such as one of them's free to get you hooked, then the other costs a fortune; oh no, they're BOTH free. What a deal!
*Thinking about it a little further, they're also yours if you don't want them and can think of something else to do with them.
Be inventive, be creative, be wild and daring. For example, they could make an excellent present for friend or acquaintance with exceptionally large glasses. Alternatively may suit eager celebrity fan wishing to gain kudos by sending gifts to a large-glassed personality such as Dame Edna Evarage, a circa 1980's Steve Davis, or a contemporary Janet Street-Porter? Possible re-appropriation potential as squeegee for window-cleaner if affixed to the end of a stick, or antennae for alien robot costume. Dare I suggest possible names of "Wind-0-leen", or "Why-p3r", or maybe even "Skw33g33"
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