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Pimp your ride - Knowle edition!

Forget go faster stripes, underlighting, 7k sound systems, and having an Xbox in the boot, real hotrodding vehicle pimpers need the ultimate accessory for street kudos. (Providing they've got a circa 2004 Ford Fiesta that is). That's right, I'm offering to you, oh dear reader of BS4 Connect, the once in a lifetime opportunity to become the proud owner of a phenomenal set of Fiesta Roof Bars!  

Looking every bit as good as you think

Be the envy of all the other vehicle modders at your local supermarket carpark!

Create a Mexican wave of gasps every time you drive past a crowd of mesmerised onlookers! 

Harken as you hear cries, yelps, wails, and shrieks of pure, unadulterated envy, as you effectively double the carrying capacity of your vehicle (Note - this may involve some very well thought out and judicial decisions being made regarding straps and configurations of boxes)!

Be showered with admiring waves from legions of new fans every time you go out!

Endless additions to the pleasure

But the joy doesn't end there - oh no!  Dear reader, in addition to the roofbars I'm going to include not one, not two, not three, BUT FOUR little additional thingys that you use to attach them on to the roof of the car!  

Lorks alive - there's more!

AND AND AND! When will this madness end?  It's like DFS on a christmas day advert in the middle of the Queens speech here - I'm also throwing in THREE things that you slide in the place of where the rails go. Why's there three, as one would assume there to be only two? I haven't a clue! But there you have it, don't sit on this one as it's the deal of the century - FIVE Pounds and the whole bundle is yours!  PM me to arrange collection. Thanks, R