Airbed charger
Banish those airbed-pumping blues with this charming airbed pump! I should imagine it works, only I've lost the charger for it, so if you fancy giving it a new home, one filled with love, kindness, and grace to one and all, then please come and take it. It worked the last time I used it, but since that time, said charger has gone walkies somewhere and I've no idea where. I've even done more than the cursory "hmm it's not in the cupboard under this sock, so it can't exist any longer" kind of look by rummaging through the whole house.
Pasteurs anew
For whatever reason it's decided that life's better on its own, and hey, who am I to argue? Maybe it's gone to somewhere sunny all year round, where there's air beds to fill, inflatable pools that need inflating, pump-up Timmy-Mallet style hammers that need to be bonked between heads, and millions of bike tyres all waiting to get blown up. Yeah, that's the way I think of it as I stare wistfully out into the middle distance.
Confused
Re-reading that, I think I've got my characters mixed up and really was writing about the inflater unit rather than the charger, but you know what I mean.
Free to anyone who wants it. Or will part exchange for similar tale of esoteric loss.
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