Crocodile V Snake - Titans of the animal kingdom in Royal Rumble Smackdown.

The world has been left reeling on the proverbial ropes of a Rumble in the Jungle style wrestling bout with an unexpected finale.  A crocodile, or maybe a snake, ate either another snake, or possibly a crocodile, in what experts are calling a remarkable force of nature; a clash of the titans with only one, or maybe two possible outcomes. 

Arranged as a 'score-settling' bout between the two mangrove giants, after what ostensibly started as a simple waterhole taunt.  Legions of fans turned up to watch the match after it quickly became the talking point of the swamp.

Thanks to a bizarre twist of acronym based cooperation and solidarity, the WWF and the WWF joined forces to promote the wildlife based wrestling match via social media and traditional news outlets.

Match of the Day.

Leonard Jones, 46, a retired astronaut bought front row tickets minutes after the event was announced. "The atmosphere was electric, there were all these flies buzzing around, and either the crocodile or the snake was really going for it. It was difficult to see who was winning, if indeed there was a winner at any point."

An artists impression of the event.

Advice to others.

State police are advising potential back-yard wrestling fans to avoid replicating the event.  Sergeant Hogan of Queensland state troopers says "If you must engage in a a bout of wrestling with either a salt-water crocodile or a giant snake, make sure you're well prepared.  Wear a high factor sun screen and a nice big hat, preferably one with a little awning over the back to protect the nape of your neck.  Make sure you stay hydrated, and remember, if you drink lots of beer your reactions will slow down a little, be careful out there, otherwise you'll be gripped in a half nelson calling for time-out within a couple of rounds.  May be prudent to wear a Kangaroo Scrotum lucky charm too."